一位在美的留學生,想要考國際駕照。
在考試時因為過于緊張,看到地上標線是向左轉。
他不放心的問道: 「turn left?」
監考官回答:「right.」 于是他立刻向右轉。
很抱歉他只有下次再來。
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某人刻苦學習英語,終有小成。
一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙說:「I am sorry.」
老外應道:「I am sorry too.」
某人又道:「I am sorry three.」
老外不解,問:「what are you sorry for?」
某人無奈,道:「I am sorry five. 」
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某男,亦粗通英文,至使館,有表要填,有一欄是sex。
該男思之久已,毅然下筆:「once a week。」
簽證官觀后暴笑,说:「 this item should be filled in with male or female.」
該男頓時赧顏,思之,填下﹕female,
官楞之,说:? ushouldn't it be male? 」
男急釋说:「I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.」
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This one very funny...
某公司經理叫秘書轉呈公文給老闆,「報告老闆,下個月歐洲有一批訂單,我覺得公司需要帶人去和他們開會。」
老闆在公文後面短短簽下:「Go a head! 」
經理收到之後,馬上指示下屬買機票、擬行程,自己則是整理行李。
臨出發那天,被秘書擋下來。
秘書:「你要幹什麼?」
經理:「去歐洲開會啊!」
秘書:「老闆同意了嗎?」
經理:「老闆不是批 go a head 嗎?」
秘書:「你來公司那麼久,難道你還不知道老闆的英文程度嗎?老闆的意思是:去個頭!」
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有位國內來的女士,個性喜愛沾便宜。
某日紐約曼哈頓名牌衣飾大減價;她去撿便宜,選來選去,終於挑到一件。
但樣式新潮,不敢確定是女裝還是男裝。
正巧一位又高又壯又黑的男服務員朝她走過來。
就用英語問他:「for Girl or Boy?」
黑人回答:「Unisex!」她聽成「You need sex 」 ,
豈不是性騷擾?又怕自己聽錯,露出錯愕懷疑的神情;
黑服務員見狀,一個字母一個字母地解釋:「 U – N – I – SEX!」
這次她聽的很清楚「You and I Sex 」,
立即找黑人上司裡論,心想可趁機會大大地敲一筆。
經理解釋說:這件衣服男女都可以穿,Unisex是中性的意思,構不上性騷擾。
她敲竹槓的興頭完全落空,白歡喜一場。
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一位老兄獨自到紐約出差。
工作之餘,打算看看風景名勝。
為此他查考了大量的資料,選擇去自由女神像。
為了週全,甚至把負責自由女神參觀的聯繫電話都找到了...666-2613。
於是,他叫了輛計程車準備出發,下面是他和計程車司機的談話;
計程車司機問道:「Where do you want to go, Sir? 」
老兄不知道自由女神像英文稱為「 Statue of Liberty」,
他想自由應該是FREE,女神大概是WOMAN。
於是回答司機「FREE WOMAN!」司機聽成"免費的女人" ,
馬上道: 「What? Oh!Hey man,Here is America, nothing is free!」
(什麼?喂!老兄,這裡是美國,樣樣都要花錢,沒有免費的玩意兒!)
老兄:「 Oh! How come! I read it from yellow page. See, here is the phone number, 『sex-sex-sex-two-sex-one-free. 』」
``With Love ; Jaime-sama *
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They're so cute right? Whoever drawn this is so talented!! All the exoressions are so correct.. I'm sure it's a korean artist(duh~) Hahax.. That's all!
``With Love ; Jaime-sama *
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Now I can just wait patiently for the 幕后花絮 to be boardcasted!! YAY! I'm a happy girl! ^^
Nothing much to blog about.. But I'm thinking about Lati dolls... Two of them caught my eyes.. It's not those special or limited de la, just basic dolls.. Give me some opinion peeps! Here they come:
And this is Ryu, a cool little boy, mature beyond his age, possess wisdom, has a cool character, but is actually very gentle boy beneath his protective mask..
Okay, so the above is an example of their respective character that they portray to me.. Just my own feeling so don't shoot me or wad hor!
Anyway, which one do you think is better? I like sunshine boys, but I love cool boys too.. *struggles* this is a hard decision.. argh.. I will get both if I can.. But can't afford it at the moment, see, I've lower my standard from getting a SD(1/3 size doll) to getting a MSD(1/4 Size doll) instead.. Thou MSD is good too.. XDD and cheaper.. Haix.. A SD can easily cost up to $800 without shipping and face up all that.. More then half of my pay gone T_T so I had to abandon the thought of getting them for the moment.. So switch to MSD first.. XD
Let me see.. Both of this doll are from Lati doll, Blue line, and they cost the same, USD 290 for a basic doll.. Plus I'm getting full package, so here it goes.. USD13 for the wig(should i get the wig? --the one shown in the picture.. a bit expensive.. =X), USD35 for the default make up, should be the one in the picture also..(definitely getting default make up first.. Cause I've no confident on giving them a nice make up yet).. And their default outfit USD45 (the school boy de.. needless to say I'm definitely getting that.. So kawaii~!!! =X) and then, total is..
(let's take xchange rate as 1.4 first.. oh, and shipping is not yet included.. ARGH!! shipping kills!!)
With wiggie:USD383 --- SGD536.20
Without wiggie: USD370 --- SGD518
not much difference, so wad do u think?? But quite expensive.. Shall start saving now~ Hahahax..
REMEMBER TO GIVE ME UR OPINION! DUN PRETEND YOU NEVER SEE THIS!! XP
``With Love ; Jaime-sama *
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Click and view the below video! It won't take more then 15seconds of your time... Wanna know why? See below...
Quoted from Derrick's Blog:
公司以放了话,
如果这个视频在两个星期内的点击率超过5000:
我可能就有机会给你们看拍摄碰碰爱时的花絮了!
Who knows? 可能还有更精彩的呢。。。
先卖个关子。muahaha!
能够破5000再说吧! :)
I wanna view the video.... T_T... He spent a lot of effort on it, but den was cut away... Due to the video is too... ermx... 火辣? 不太适合他的形象?anyway, yeah, it's being cut!!!
Anyone who's favourite idol's being vut before will understand my feeling.. Take JJ Lin for example, SY don't you feel sad when u know his 杀手 MV being cut?? Hahax.. So pls do help!! Thanks in advance.. Loves whoever that click on the link! *flying kiss~
``With Love ; Jaime-sama *
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Because work is not stressful (someone's on leave)
Because I found my wallet is in the office's drawer
Because I heard Derrick Ho on the radio
Because Derrick Ho's album is going to be released soon
Because Derrick show us a short clip about his sneak preview's album
and
Because I'm going to share it with you!
He looked refreshed there!! And more cuter then ever!! ~<3>
And I love his dance... Never see him so shuai before *fangirl*
Eh, no flaming I tell you.. U can get lost if you dun wanna see de ok, I NEVER ask you to stay and read or watch the video.. If you did u did it out of your own will.. So non of my business here~ XP
2 Extras: Playful Weijian who's experimenting with Mac Laptop
``With Love ; Jaime-sama *
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Mummy is so white, daughter so dark >_<
Working goes as per normal for this week, but was
very angry on Thursday due to some reasons during work, but nvm.. Shall be gracious and forgive her, after all she's old.. OLD people have no memory..
And went out with Suyee yesterday.. While waiting for her i went spotlight.. saw some nice fabrics and want to buy them for gerlynn to make a dress for her.. But but but.. I realise my wallet not with me!!!!!! Den called home ask Nana help me find but can't find it!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!
So sad~!!! But might be in the office... Hopefully it's in the office... Oh god, guan yin, dua pek gong, deity and faries, pls bless my wallet to be in my office's cupboard... Haix... Shall go and check tomorrow.. *prays...
Inside got my IC, at least $50, den all sort of cards(no credit cards thou), and pictures, and rubbish... but I still want it back... ><
Anyway, knew a few online friends... And i would say I'm rather disappointed with guys nowadays... It's like.. Some looked really decent de lor.. But den 一交谈就知道他是怎样的人了.. I mean the true self.. Keep asking irritating and stupid qns.. Argh.. I really hate them.. Result? being blocked.. But seriously lor.. It's like.. hey get a life dude...
No wonder I find Jesuke so attractive full of life.. Cux of hisher character.. >_<>
Why am I associating them with Jesuke? Those idiots are not even 1/100 of Jesuke sama lo.. XP
Enough about Jesuke in case u think I'm a les.. XDD
Talk about my plans for next month after I got my pay!! Whoots!!
Plan 1) Go Kinokuniya!!! Manga spree again~!! Yay!!
Plan 2) Get a nice present for my Niece's 1st B'day (dam, her chalet is On my cousin's b'day, which means double present, and not to mention a relative of mine's b'day is on that day too, which means triple present.. Anyone wanna share Claudia and Wawa's b'day present with me? >_<>
Plan 3) Continue to pay off my debt for some stuff... >_<>
Plan 4) Pay phone bills and internet
This four plans.. Will need an estimation of about... Let's see.. $600??? OMG this is a lot.. Haix..
And i wanna get new Punk clothings, which I estimate will cost around... Maximum $150 (that's my budget for now.. Haix)
Then, Till my next month's pay, I shall proceed to get myself a Baby boy~ Whoots.. Wad baby boy? A BJD of course! Luts/Lati/DOD/wadever here I come~!!!! Wait for me ya!!
``With Love ; Jaime-sama *
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Here's a quiz to say how girly you are!!
Each x that you put is one percent.. Have fun!!
erase x's from other person when you are filling it out
[] My fingernails/toenails are almost always polished
[]During the summer practically the only shoes i wear are flip flops
[] My favorite toys as a child were Barbies, Bratz, etc
[] My favorite color(s) is pink or purple
[] I did Gymnastics
[x] I love skirts (punk skirts counted right???)
[] Hollister and/or American Eagle are one of my favorite places to shop (wad is that?)
[] Tight jeans are the only jeans i will wear (no.. I say i love baggy stuffs too)
[] I own something from Victoria's Secret
[] I did ballet as a little girl
Total: 1
[] I own a purse from Coach or Prada (no i dun.. my sis perhaps?)
[x] I love to hang out at the mall with friends (yesh, friends are the best!)
[] I have more than 10 pairs of shoes (no, difficult to find sizes.. >_<)
[x] I love reality shows (entertaining ones esp)
[x] My hair is almost always straightened (just reborn so of cux)
[] Bobby pins are my best friend (ar??)
[] I wear a shower cap (for wad? have to wash hair de eh)
[x] I don't shop at Hot Topic (dunno wad shop is this anyway)
[x] My cell phone or ipod is important to me. (yesh it is)
[x] I wear mascara alot (during events or when i go out)
[] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat (who the hell dun know that)
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[] Big sunglasses are hot
[] I have gotten my nails done before (by mayself counted? >_<)
[] I own over 10 purses
[] MTV is one of my favorite channels.
[] All I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys (that'll be so boring)
[] I love people doing my hair (in salons =X)
[] I give and receive hugs from all my friends (errrr...not really..)
[x] I hate bugs, especially cockaroaches (yes i totally hate them)
[] Summer is THE BOMB. (bomb for? being extremly hot? Can't stand it.. If go japan I'll LOVE it!)
[x] I go shopping alot (online esp nowadays)
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] pick out shampoo and conditioner strictly based on smell (Yes, I like fruity smells!)
[x] I don't like sports that make me sweat (XP)
[] I squeal when i am surprised or angry
[] I eat fruit as a snack (I would like to)
[] I dance a lot
[] I only have 5 billion hair products (this is crazy)
[x] I love to get dressed up (who don't?)
[] I live far away from my family
[] I apply lip stuff 50 times a day (this is crazy too)
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[] I wanted a bra way before i ever needed one
[x] I love music (Ancafe! MIKU SAMA!!)
[x] You gotta love rainbows (yes, they're pretty)
[x] I'd rather not pay attention in school (Hmmm...I'll rather be sleeping at home..)
[x] Kittens are always adorable (yes, only kittens)
[] I write my own ..music.. poems. (not that talented.. XP)
[] I'd love to visit Hawaii
[] Valentine's day is cute (cute? I dun see how it's cute now.. Note: NOW)
[] I would not be caught in all black (I love black)
[x] My closet/dresser is STOCK FULL of clothes (yes, my major project took up a lot of space)
[x] I like to read magazines (yes, magazines featuring miku esp, of Japan street fashion mag.. )
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters/notebooks as a kid once.-
[] I've listened to Celine Dion
[]I have or still do plan ahead for my wedding (no time and effort and partner to..)
[] My friends and I are in a strict group (strict? no we're very easy going)
[x] I like little kids. (my niece esp!)
[] diet Soda rule
[] I am or at one point was a vegetarian
[x] I love chocolate! (yesh, I'm a sucker for that.. Chocolate brownies~!)
TOTAL SO FAR:20
[x] Check my myspace/email everyday (as long as I'm online)
[x] I have a lot of jewelry (punk ones?? no la, i got other also.. XD)
[x] I have to shop (online shopping rules.. wait is this a repeat qn? waa! play cheat!)
[] I show my legs almost every day (to my teddy, panda, rabbits and posters in my room)
[] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed (no, sadly I only got 2.. Another one is cushion so not counted)
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[x] You love friends (yes, I did mention friends rocks didn't I?)
[x] You dont understand most stuff (pple always say I'm slow..So i shall put a tick here.. but actually I am 深藏不露 XD)
[x] You wear earings alot.. (Of cux.. I got 5 ear hole ma)
[] You love gum (no.. I'm sick of it)
[x] You're lost with out a purse (wallet for me in this case)
[] You giggle a LOT (only when I find something really FUNNY)
[x] Smiling is a part of you (Yes.. See.. -> XD, =D, :D, ;D, =), ;), :), ;D, :D isn't it a lot?)
[x] Small dogs rock (cute... esp toy poodle.. but I love german shepherd better)
[] Ewww is used daily (for wad sia..)
[] You're scared to go in hot topic (like wad? fashion hot topic is good~)
[] You wont let your mom shop for you (I'm big enough to shop for myself, but I dun mind her buying stuffs for me too)
TOTAL SO FAR: 29
[] You basically only like whats on the radio
[]You own at LEAST 5 things from hollister (wad is this again?)
[x] Love attention (yes, I seek attention.. XD to a certain extent)
[x] Love stuffed animals (as i say I above I had teddy, panda and rabbit and much much more hidden away XD)
[] Most things smart people say confuse you (no.. I can understand.. Really!)
[x] You would die with out a computer/ipod/camera/phone (yes of cux.. but is this girly??)
TOTAL SO FAR: 32 multiply it by 2....
and...
I got 64%
hmmmm..
Should have put more ticks in more boxes.. =_=
I'm actually very girly de ok.. (try to convince myself too XP)
``With Love ; Jaime-sama *
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``With Love ; Jaime-sama *
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This is taken on the 1st day of cosfest, I wore spec cause my contacts expire le =(
Oh, above photos are taken without specs, and without contacts (yes i can still see where the camera is XP) I think I look better on photo then real life (of course, cause i choose the best photos ma =X) Hahax.. Anyway, I need to get contacts soon.. I think I look better without spec (OMG SO BHB!! 不要脸!! XP) Hahax.. But contacts is so 麻烦.. 可是要做的还是要做.. Haix..
``With Love ; Jaime-sama *
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